Buzzword bingo ahoy! It’s Papa Grainge’s annual pat on the back, and he’s got a bone to pick with distributors

If you can’t buy them, beat them! Universal Music’s top banana Sir Lucian Grainge is declaring war on nefarious behaviour and heinous practices in the non-major music company controlled recesses of the industry. If everyone did business as spotlessly as UMG, the world would be so much better! Right?